Thursday, January 3, 2013

Inspired by Philip K. Dick

I just got done reviewing the 2012 remake of Total Recall on Blu-ray. It's much more action-y than the 1990 version, but is a good popcorn flick. In fact, I find that I tend to like movies that are based on short stories by Philip K. Dick. Mind you, I've never actually read any of his stories and I've been told that most of the movies don't do them justice, but typically, the movies only claim to have been inspired by the short story, anyway - sometimes building an entire movie off of a single aspect of the short story.

Anyway, here are some of the products we've reviewed that were inspired by Philip K. Dick stories and the story from which they got their inspiration...

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

On The Fall (Total Recall 2012)

Total Recall follows Douglas Quaid, a factory worker at a robot factory, married to a beautiful E.M.S. technician, living in an overcrowded, mega-slum post-apocalyptic Australia, which is now referred to as simply "the Colony" and is one of only two places on the globe that is still inhabitable. The other is comprised of England and some nearby land, which together comprise the United Federation of Britain. Those who have even a passing grasp on geography may immediately assume that these populations don't interact, but, as it turns out, much of the populace of the Colony perform high-risk, low-paying jobs in the UFB, commuting daily via a large elevator / subway train, of sorts, that goes straight through the Earth, in a tube that is curved a bit to avoid the hot, gooey molten core.

This "elevator" is known as "The Fall," since it essentially falls down from one station, then comes to a stop when it reaches the station on the other side. While the plausibility of creating such a mode of transportation has several technical hurdles to overcome, the physical principal is sound; in much the same way that something thrown upward slows to a stop and then returns to its initial height at the same speed it was initially thrown at (not considering wind resistance), if you could drop something into a hole that went all the way through the Earth, it would accelerate until it got to the center of the planet, then would start slowing down, reaching the initial speed (zero) when it arrived at the same height it had started at, but on the other side of the planet.

Even considering losses due to wind resistance, this would be a very energy-efficient mode of transportation.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Gratuitous Tanks from the Western Front

Gratuitous Tank Battles has a DLC pack out - The Western Front. This expansion focuses on WWII and includes seventeen authentic WWII units, from tanks to armored cars to tank destroyers. The game also allows you to make these units a bit less authentic by enhancing them with laser weapons and other futuristic goodies.

For those curious about the actual historical units, here are some links to the Wikipedia articles for the units that are included in the expansion.

Included Authentic WWII Units:

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Testing Einstein's Brain... Sorta...

So, one of the things I've got in-house for review is the 8GB Einstein Mimobot USB Memory Stick. In the process of testing it, I thought I'd try using it as a ReadyBoost device for Windows 7. A little research showed me that the minimum speed for a device to be used as a ReadyBoost device is 2.5 MB/s read for 4 KB random reads and 1.75 MB/s write speeds for 512 KB random writes. (Thanks, Wikipedia.)

Also, Wikipedia listed the commands to run to test a flash drive to see what its speed was to determine fitness to being pressed into service as a ReadyBoost drive.

I tested ol' Einstein, and I'm pleased as punch to say he passed with flying colors...

8GB Einstein Mimobot Read / Write Speeds, as tested:

Read: 4.64 MB/s
Write: 2.57 MB/s

Learning disability, indeed...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Black Ops II Review Event

Ashley and I attended the Black Ops II Review Event last month. We couldn't speak about any of it until the embargo lifted, so all we could do is anxiously await the Black Ops II launch date. Now it has been released, so I am free to discuss it a bit.

Thanks to the review event, we were prepared to publish our review of the Xbox 360 version of Call of Duty: Black Ops II on launch day. As the required disclaimer states,"this review reflects the opinions of two Game Vortex reviewers (Psibabe and Geck0) who attended the Call of Duty: Black Ops II Review Event in Carlsbad, California. Travel, accomodations and food for this event were arranged and funded by Activision. Additionally, Call of Duty: Black Ops II licensed products were provided at the event. We have reviewed (or are in process of reviewing) these items and their reviews may be read on this website."

Review events such as these allow Activision to maintain better security over the product (to prevent piracy) and allow reviewers to interact with each other, which helped to reveal the multiple paths in the Campaign mode. Our review is based on our game-testing experience at the event, but we strive to remain as objective as possible.

I assure you that, along with the many COD fans out there, we anxiously awaited the launch date to get our own copy in-house and, when it arrived, shot zombies, yelling and cursing, into the wee hours of the night - in Split-Screen mode, no less.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Hello, Little Rock! Wanna Win A Prize?

We just ran an outdoor ad campaign on some billboards in Little Rock, Arkansas with the Lamar Postr digital billboard program. It was an "A-Z" campaign, where we pointed out a few of the many reasons to love Game Vortex, from Anime to Zombie Flicks. We skipped over a couple of letters, but got most of them along the way.

For our readers in the Little Rock and surrounding area (okay, heck... anywhere in Arkansas is fine with us) - we're running a contest. Simply enter with your email address and we'll select entries at random, then - as long as you can tell us what at least one of our billboards said - and can provide a shipping address in Arkansas, you could win a copy of The Splatters on XBLA for the Xbox 360. SpikySnail Games was generous enough to provide these prizes for our contest.

To enter, simply go to LoveGameVortex.com and fill out the form. Hurry though - we're only running the contest through 8/12!